In San Francisco a Muni bus isn’t just a bus. It’s a stage where the city’s colorful characters act out their shenanigans. It’s also where perfect strangers might lick your leg or compliment your outfit, depending on their mood. Can you blame us if we’ve developed a serious love-hate relationship with this public transit system? At MuniDiaries.com, one of our favorite pastimes is combing the Twittersphere and looking for those classic 140-character outbursts about the transit system we spend so much time on. Here are a few gems. Keep on ridin’ and tweetin’.

@techniqual
I just networked with a pot head ios kung fu iOS developer on the MUNI, I love SF #webdevelopment #fb@smavani
Just got into a fight with a backpack. Hate when people wear huge backpacks on the muni.RT @efrnyanz
On muni next to an all-male family. So adorable. I love San Francisco!
RT @doe_eyess
I couldn't count how many times I've fallen in love on Muni.@lwaldal
This morning’s Fmarket driver sounds just like Barry White. I think MUNI is trying to tell me “girl it’s true yes I’ll always love you.”@newyearsunbear
The old woman next to me on Muni is casting enchantments. #OnlyInSF
@toxic
This muni smells like farts, Red Bull, jolly ranchers and despair. Gotta love the T. #sfmuni@SejalDhruva
OH on this N-Judah: “Don’t make me get up and do Rick James!” -- Extremely Drunk Guy I love #Muni @munidiaries (Editor’s note: at 9:12 a.m. on a Monday).@Julia Letzel
I hate seeing people in love on the muni #spinster problems.........................................................................................................................................................................................
This story originally ran in Volume 4 of The Bold Italic magazine – Obsessions – which is available for purchase in our Shop.








