Bizarre Media Love Couplings We Hope We Never Live to See

Jan 09, 2013 at 3pm
Lovers
Our minds were blown today when we heard that the SF Weekly was sold to the SF Examiner. The sale means that former alt-weekly rivals SF Weekly and the SF Bay Guardian, the latter of which was bought by the SF Examiner last spring, will now be partners in crime. Inspired by a Tweet from Uptown Almanac's KevMo this afternoon, we thought of some other crazy media pairings that would also throw us for a major loop. 

- Mission Mission hooks up with Uptown Almanac in the backroom of Dear Mom ... Hate sex.

- Broke-Ass Stuart woos Nob Hill Gazette in attempts to score a sugar mama. 

- Streetsblog finally admits it's madly in love with the SF Bike Coalition.

- KRON 4's Stanley Roberts and Rob Anderson canoodle at Cafe Du Soleil and proceed to harass every biker that rides by in between gazing into one another's eyes longingly.

- SFist and C.W. Nevius are caught in a tryst with Haight Street gutter punks and Castro nudists.

- The Bold Italic, 7x7, and Craigslist have a threesome, and become known for their annual list of Top 100 Microhoods for Casual Encounters.

Ok, what'd we miss? Add your fantasy media pairings in the comments pretty please. 

Photo by Marc St. Gil

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