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"This isn't what I imagined when you asked me to do a line with you." – Wendy Steiner
"Open house, brunch, concert, or soup kitchen?...Let's critique their outfits and decide!" – Whitney Marsh
"Look, I already told you: This line starts at Boogaloos, but eventually links up with Tartine and ends at Bi Rite Creamery. By that time our table will be ready at Flour and Water." – Parker T Gibbs
"And here we see the Missionus Apartmenthunterus in its native habitat: the open house line." – Adrian Elliot
Illustration by Brad Amorosino.