We all know how tough it can be to find that perfect match – only to discover she lives three Muni transfers away. Or to get asked out by that awesome dude, and then realize you guys are, like, a full under-the-bay BART ride apart from one another. Getting laid is getting easier for the lazier among us, thanks to all this new technology alerting folks to who's horny around the corner.
If you can identify with any of the above, you're gonna love this modern dating parody sent to us by the funny folks at Portal A.
On a more serious note, if you're into discussing and debating where we're heading with technology and hook-up-app culture, you won't want to miss The Bold Italic's tech panel on Love and Dating on Monday, Feb. 10. (Who knows, you could even find someone to have sex with sitting three feet away).