As someone whose music collection consisted of SOLELY of Weird Al Yankovic until the end of eighth grade, yeah, you could say I'm "into" this Beyoncé parody video by Bay-Area geniuses Adrian Anchondo and Reggie White. Who knew a plea for accessible Dunkin' Donuts could be so goddamn sexy? (Also, congrats on making the Pacific Ocean appear not freezing cold.)

Dunkin' Donuts released plans last year of opening 150 stores in SoCal in 2015 and that Northern California will be getting 80 stores in the next five or six years. FIVE OR SIX YEARS. Until then, we'll continue to suffer through this Dunkin' Drought, filling the donut holes in our hearts with videos like this.