Hot Trend Alert: Pigeon Stacking
Forget planking (though you probably already have), PIGEON STACKING is about to blow up! I strolled up on these two pigeons enjoying a casual afternoon stack and my frantic attempt to capture it on phone-film was narrated with a quiet string of "oh my god oh my god oh my god"s, knowing instantly that this was the day I became a real journalist. A pigeon, delicately sitting atop another pigeon? If I'm dreaming, somebody kill me so I never wake up.
Is the sidewalk "lava"? Did the bottom pidge lose a bet? We may never know, so let's enjoy this in glee-filled ignorance.
UPDATE: It has come to my attention that these pigeons were NOT giving each other an innocent "pidgey-back ride," but instead, having sex on the sidewalk. Which makes me less of a journalist and more of a bird pornographer. Great.
Somebody show me how to set up an out-of-office message on my gmail, because I'll be in the shower for the next day and a half.