I've had 16 roommates in my lifetime. And as great as 90% (maybe more like 80%) of them have been, there are certain, classic issues that inevitably arise when you share living space. Not that I'm faultless, (I was straight-up DELUSIONAL about how often I did the dishes, circa 2009), but I've summed up a few of those bits and pieces of roommate life in a set of made-up, crappily-drawn graphs. 

Do you own a pen and have an idea for some made up graphs? Email jessica@thebolditalic.com.