Last month the Bay Area just about lost it when Jeremy Meeks the "Hot Felon" scowled his way into our hearts. Over the last couple of weeks though, a new dashing contender has taken the internet by storm. Officer Chris Kohrs has racked up nearly 30,000 likes on his Facebook fan page, curated by Nate Tatterson.

So rather than pit the two against each other in a traditional "Cop vs. Criminal" manner, we've decided to take a more symbiotic route. And nothing says inappropriate relationships better than dime store harlequin novels.