Photo by Ariel Dovas

Tonight is our 3rd Base Microhood and we want to give you some inspiration for your game-spitting. Try these out and let the sparks... or maybe drinks fly.

1. Let's just say it's not micro.

2. Will you be my Mrs. Miscellaneous?

3. Cool shoes! I'd be happy to help you put wood in your wedges.

4. There's a pop up in my pants.

5. Getting 10% off at DODOcase is nice, but would you rather get 100% off with me?

6. I know the event is called 3rd Base, but I'm really looking to score.

7. Let's do it Doggypatch style.

8. If I were a cafe, I'd be Just For You.

9. I'll trade you a taste of my glass, for a taste of dat ass.

10. Is your name Magnolia? Cause I heard you'll be opening soon.