I immigrated from Liverpool, England to the Bay Area when I was a tween. I still hold my British citizenship just in case. My primary job is raising my 5 and 7 year olds. My secondary job is trying to be a better human. I have a gift for embellishment that I'm trying to use productively. I like inappropriate humor, strange people, and massive collections of books. I write about everything, love Sundays, and have an unhealthy relationship with cheese.