I’ve got black belts in sandwiches and karate. I like cats. I like to take the scenic route. I love watching squirrels – in fact, if we’re chatting and one runs by, my attention will be lost. You will get upset with EVERYTHING that I say, even when I'm trying to compliment you. I don't believe in a lot of things. I don't believe in luck. I believe in God. I'll believe in you. If you are one to believe in luck, I'm the luckiest person I know. Even when I lose, I win. I frequently wow the people in my life. I will wow you, GUARANTEED, but not before I make you wonder why the hell you put up with me – that's also a guarantee. I fear my future presidential campaign will come undone by my checkered past.