Photo by Megan Allison Wade at Golden Gate Park
Laura Beck was born in Oakland, grew up in Alameda, went to college in New York City, and returned to San Francisco. All that before age 11! Joke! It was 13! Joke again! Laura spends most of her time working in non-profit. The rest of her time is spent resenting you.
Laura is looking for wealthy people to subsidize her trips around the world in exchange for witty reparteé and high fives. She currently lives in San Francisco with her cartoonist boyfriend and their pit bull, Hazel. Hazel is ridiculously adorable and has been approached by several plus-size modeling scouts.
You can learn more about Laura at laurahooperbeck.com NO PENIS PICS PLZ.