Tyler MacNiven Secret Whisperer

SF is ... summer camp, but instead of sloppy joes we have world class restaurants, and instead of songs by the camp fire we have the Fillmore and the Independent.

Where does everybody know your name? At the Woodhouse Fish Co., the seafood restaurant I run with my brothers.

Why do you love your neighborhood? The Mission has the best high-5 rate of any district in the city; trust me, I've conducted a survey.

Where do you go to relax and get away from it all? When I'm super stressing I visit Claude, the albino alligator at the Academy of Sciences; he’s my friend. 

What local merchant have you been meaning to check out? Sword and Rose in Cole Valley because I hear it's a magical hobbit hole filled with exotic treasures.

If you can change one thing about San Francisco, what would it be? We need a bowling alley in the Mission, you know, something to really tie the room together.