Will Franken Comedic Artist

SF is... the place I go when I'm not going anywhere.

What event will we find you at this week? My two-night theatrical run! I'll be performing two different one-man shows over two different nights (July 29th and 30th) at Stage Werx Theatre, near Union Square. 

What's your favorite San Francisco institution? I always liked the Silver Crest Diner on Bayshore Boulevard cause the owner gives you a free shot of Ouzo and calls you his son. 

If you can change one thing about San Francisco, what would it be? I would put a Cracker Barrel Restaurant in my neighborhood and allow smoking inside.

What's your go-to date place? The Castro Theatre. The movie's usually going to be great even if the date isn't. 

What's the question you wish we asked? Would you like some money?