Anil Margsahayam Professional Underground Diner

Where does everybody know your name? Kent Cleaners in the Inner Richmond. What? I like to wear clean clothes.

Where will we find you next week? Preparing for Stag Dining Group's Clandestine Dinner on Tuesday. 

Where would you have your last meal on earth? San Tung on Irving and 11th Ave. Dry fried wings and hot and sour soup will carry me onto my next life.

Who's your favorite local character? That guy on Market, outside of the Powell Bart Station, holding that big red sign yelling at women to cover up and guys not to sin with those same girls. I have had many laughs because of his nonsensical rants.

Where's your own secret spot? On Lone Mountain at USF, there's a room that's big enough for an upright piano and three people. Music and improv on the piano can last for hours.

What's your favorite San Francisco institution? The House of Prime Rib. Great food, great ambience.