Erin Kearins Pain inflictor, marathon runner, puppy enthusiast
is laughing so hard she's crying
Photo by Erin Conger
Neighborhood: The Mission
Gig: Licensed Massage Therapist at Fruition Day Spa
What are you up to these days? Attempting to reverse the effects of poor posture on the computer working population of our fair city. Also applying to nursing school.
Where would you have your last meal on earth? Oh gosh. I would go to Beretta and say "I will have one of everything, with extra cheese, please".
Who's your favorite quintessential local character? Would it be generic to say the Bush Man? I'm pretty sure he's a franchise by now, but I still think it's hilarious. Silly tourists. There are no bushes on the Embarcadero!
Where's your go-to date place? Coffee Bar. My boyfriend and I have pretty busy schedules, so mostly we just get coffee and then run in opposite directions.
Where's your secret spot?Psh, like I'd give THAT away.
What's your favorite under-the-radar SF restaurant? Balompie 3 on Mission and Richland. They have the best papusas in the city, I promise.
What's your favorite SF institution? Dolores park on a sunny day with Bi-Rite or a beer. Or both. Minus the drum circles.
What local merchant have you been meaning to check out? Wherever the Toasty Melts truck has disappeared to. Again, with the cheese.
What would you change about SF?I'm going to get super hipster and say "more bike lanes". People drive like there's no one else on the road and turn signals are only for the decisive. Shit's scary, son.