Kelly Malone Jack of all Trades
is Martha Stewart meets Alice Cooper
Interviewed on October 12, 2010, 2010
SF is...The culmination of creativity, not ever having to wear "office clothes" again, and the place that let me fit in.
What event will we find you at this week? Treasure Island Music Festival — teaching everyone to make stuff and stalking Zooey Deschanel.
Where do you get your city gossip? Uptown Almanac; getting Broke Ass Stuart drunk; bartenders, they know it all.
Why do you love your neighborhood? It's got artists, tattoo guys, weirdoes, old Fillmore dudes with hella stories, families, and rad folks who know your name and give you a big hug.
What's the question you wish we asked? Wanna make out in my van with me? Did I mention I've got Black Sabbath on the 8-track?