Jessica Watson Photographer/TBD

Where does everybody know your name? Uva Enoteca (just tell Boris that Jessica sent you).

What event will we find you at this week? Root Division's "Cut and Paste" opening at Heart.

What was your most embarrassing SF moment? Baby doll dress. Muni. Got offered a seat because someone thought I was pregnant. I wasn't. Ugh. 

What local merchant have you been meaning to check out? Revolver.

Where would you have your last meal on earth? Mission Beach Cafe. I'd order the wild mushroom benedict with some truffle mornay sauce on the side for potato dipping, an order of the caramelized pepper bacon, and a gargantuan orange pomegranate mimosa (or two... it is my last meal after all).

Who's your favorite quintessential local character? Frank Chu. I'm convinced he's cloned himself. I mean, how is he everywhere all of the time?