Theo Logian Wanna-be rock star, failed porn star, computer geek

What event will we find you at this week? I'll be at Speakeasy Brewery.

Where would you have your last meal on earth (and what would you eat)? I'd have the seitan sandwich from Jay's Cheesesteak on Divisadero.

Who's your favorite quintessential local character? Jello Biafra.

Why do you love your neighborhood? It's right next to the park and very bike friendly.

What's your go-to date place? Millennium.

What's your secret spot in town? I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you. The second would be the elevators in the Union Square Westin St. Francis – you get a great free view of the city.