Heidi Alexander is 5' 4". Born fat, her family lovingly called the sensitive, tantrumy nugget "butterball" and "thunder-thighs." Following a panicked childhood and less than impressive efforts in competitive figure skating, Heidi pursued a long long line of short-lived but vigorous careers as a movie theatre concessions
salesperson, race track teller, nude model, flight attendant, prison language tutor, waitress, bartender, restaurant manager, nightclub bookie, singing telegramer, and plant enthusiast. Heidi studied linguistics and non-lingual communication at UC Berkley. Disregarding that, she now does remedial sewing at Mollusk surf shop, the friendliest place in town.