Whilst in SF: Arrested Development Edition

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If you haven't used at least three different highlighters in your calendar to mark the release of Arrested Development's fourth season this Sunday, you've made a huge mistake. To celebrate, Don and I collaborated on an exclusive, special edition of "Whilst in SF" featuring the Bluth family.

Taste the happy, readers! 

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When I check the weather and realize it's 
going to be over 80 degrees

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Visiting North Beach establishments

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Anytime anything happens on MUNI, it's just like:

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When I visit a packed Dolores Park 
at 2:00 p.m. on a weekday

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Trying to order a Cosmo at Zeitgeist

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The first time I visited Fisherman's Wharf

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Being the only person heading to
Bay to Breakers on the bus

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When my server asks if I want "table or bottled water"

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Coming home from the Endup

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An hour after the Truffle Guy visits your park blanket

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Moving to the Presidio

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The moment I realize I've made eye contact
with a canvasser

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My feelings, in a nutshell, re: the 8X

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Dealing with my roommates while hangry

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The first time I tried an It's-It

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When I feel poor passing someone going into the Bay Club

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If Mrs. Doubtfire had taken place 20 blocks south

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Internal monologue: walking through the Haight

When I pass the window at NOPA and
don't have a reservation

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Trying to put all your start-up roles 
into your LinkedIn profile

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When a Wharf tour group member goes rogue

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Training my out-of-town friends to ride a crowded MUNI

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Going to Ocean Beach for a bonfire, then finding out
it's "Spare the Air" day

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Leaving an especially flatulence-inducing meal at Taqueria Cancun

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When typical house fridge notes and
weirdo craigslist roommates collide

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Getting pulled over on the way to Burning Man

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Trying to adjust to the the nudity ban

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Bus Problems

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Bay to Breakers Pride Sunday Streets any Sunday in SF

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When I get up to leave after a bottomless mimosa brunch

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Why my parents can't visit during Folsom Street Fair

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Telling your mom about $4 toast

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Day one of a juice cleanse:

Day three of a juice cleanse:

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What really happens at tech start-ups

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After trying to find a parking spot
for 45 minutes, it's just like:

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Going through your OkCupid quick matches

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Why you should never take acid
and go to Marlena's (R.I.P.)

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After your 9th Craigslist open house

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Trying to listen to the train conductor over the loudspeaker

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When my friend wants to go shopping downtown
on a Saturday in the Summer

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Recounting my meal at AQ

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Bridge photo by Brian McKechnie.

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Published on May 20, 2013, 2013

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