Why Are San Franciscans so Goddamn Busy All the Time?

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May 29, 2013 at 6am

Ask anyone in San Francisco if they can go out tonight.

What’s that? They couldn’t make it out? Crazy. What are they up to? They’re busy? Cool. When are they available next?

In about four weeks? 

WHY ARE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN SO FUCKING BUSY ALL THE TIME? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

Unless an incredible amount of people took up “being a superhero” or became doctors, how is everyone always so inexplicably unavailable in San Francisco? It’s like you have to schedule a meeting to have a phone call about texting about maybe going out sometime soon and catching up with anyone. Honestly, guys: we’re not this interesting to always be this busy, so how is this possible?

Look, I’m probably not the right guy to talk to about making plans. I’m the absolute worst at it, and I’m pretty sure I don’t know what’s happening within the next 12 hours, let alone the next 12 days. So wanna know how I know this busy thing is a problem? Even I seem to be busy all the time. That’s just … that can’t be possible.

We’re just not that fucking important, guys. We’re just not. But for whatever reason, people in this town are always busy. 

And the slideshow above lists what they’re probably doing. 

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