Go See Some Porn This Week!

Feb 25 at 10am

As a nosy reporter (read: voyeuristic perv), I’ve seen a whole lot of embarrassing, unusual, hardcore, and super-hot sex at various erotic events, from screenings of XXX films on the big screen to erotic story readers from Ren Faire fans. The experience of watching people have sex in public, whether it be on screen or live in person, gets me going, especially when it involves performers with different bodies, relationships, and conceits than in traditional porn. Fortunately, the Bay Area has no dearth of opportunities to see sexy things among strangers. And when you attend one of these events, you’re guaranteed to leave happier with hotter material in your spank bank.

There are several events this week, so go out and get off!

HUMP! Film Festival

Hosted and curated by sex advice sage Dan Savage, HUMP! is an amateur porn film festival that runs the gamut of sexual style. Eighteen funny, titillating, artistic and outrageous five-minute films will be shown over the festival’s two-day run at SF’s Roxie Theater. While I can’t tell you which films will most tickle your fancy (or something else, if that’s what you’re into), the teaser trailer promises tits, fireworks, and forest frolicking. What else could you possibly want?

There are seven screenings of HUMP! on Friday, Feb. 28 and Saturday, March 1. Dan Savage will be in town to introduce a mix of his favorite flicks and audience picks, and films will be judged for a cash prize. HUMP! is the most GGG thing to do this weekend.

Bound in Public

Want to watch a (consensual) gangbang right before your eyes? Kink.com website Bound In Public invites men over the age of 21 to watch porn star Kevin Lee get bound, humiliated, and fucked by other hot men in a store full of horny shoppers. This free event, held at noon on Friday, Feb. 28 at an undisclosed location in San Francisco, is filmed for Kink’s website. RSVP (required) at audience@kinkmen.com for the address.

Not a dude into gay porn? Kink.com regularly hosts a similar event called Public Disgrace, where women are fondled and fucked against their will (but not really; consent is sexy!) in a public space. Audience participation is encouraged to a certain extent and all genders and sexual orientations are welcome.

Attending Public Disgrace is free, but an RSVP is required. A few Public Disgrace events are coming up on March 4, 13, and 18. Email audience@publicdisgrace.com for more information.

Bawdy Storytelling

Hear some true stories of sexual adventure at the Infamous seventh anniversary show of Bawdy Storytelling, a monthly event where locals (and even some folks from the far away land called Chico, Calif.) share stories of sexual exploits in 10 minutes or less. The two-night event on Wednesday, Feb. 26 and Friday, Feb. 28 is a best-of show and features winning storytellers from past Bawdy sessions.

See brainiac sex worker Miss Maggie Mayhem talk about playing dead for clients, hear cultural sexologist Carol Queen, and Wicked Grounds owner/kinky stage host “Psychkitty” Ryan on Wednesday night. Friday night stars Trannyshack founder/performer Heklina, ‘70s porn star hall of famer Howie Gordon (aka Richard Pacheco), and sex worker-turned-performance artist Annie Sprinkle, alongside custom bawdy songs and special cocktails.

If the smut and sexy talk aren’t enough for you (you big weirdo), go for the surrealistic dildo fashion show!

Ultimate Surrender

One of Kink.com’s most raucous and fun events, Ultimate Surrender, is the sporting equivalent of hate fucking. Seriously tough women are pitted against each other in the wrestling ring while extras are encouraged to hoot and holler for a winner. Whoever comes out on top gets to fuck the loser however they like – so, really, everyone wins!

Ultimate Surrender is free but fills up FAST on a first come, first served basis. There are no events scheduled for this month, but there are a couple upcoming dates next month (March 7 and 21). Email audience@ultimatesurrender.com to get on the event list.

Image via HUMP Film Festival Tour

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