Text by Josh Wilson, Illustrations by Helen Tseng

The 102nd annual Bay to Breakers returns to town this Sunday, May 18, sporting savvy new management, a bunch of new regs, a posse of chiseled athletes from 'round the globe, and a near-unlimited supply of glitter, spangles, drag outfits, adult diapers, grass skirts — and sweat-sheened streakers running free and unburdened by textiles.

This is the view from 30,000 feet; if you want the gory details you'll just have to wade on in and see for yourself.

And p.s. We were sent this map of Bay to Breakers liquor stores by Exercising while Intoxicated.