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For the last few years, the digital nomad lifestyle has appealed primarily to the 20–to-30-something crowd. You know, the backpacker adventurers who love the idea of living luxuriously and working remotely in a Thailand paradise (or other cheap, warm, beautiful locations), while being paid a Western salary. For entrepreneurs, living abroad can help prolong their burn rate. Those savings then translate into even more adventures, or a down payment on a house.
Covid-19 has created a spin on things. Now it appears well-heeled professionals who are over the confines of home life are opting to stay in a series of luxury hotel rooms as a new-age digital nomadism, reports Nancy Keates at The Wall Street Journal.
Essentially, these folks have given up their leases for a boutique hotel bender.
“Less backpacker in hostels, more middle-aged worker with a global hotel subscription,” Keates writes.
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Companies are stepping up to fulfill the demand. CitizenM hotels offer a “monthly passport” for $1,500 that includes unlimited stays at their 21 boutique hotels (locations include London, New York, Paris, and Seattle) for around $50-ish-a-night plus tax. The only caveat: You must spend 7–29 nights per hotel at a time. Only 1,000 “passports” are available in the company’s first rollout. To lure people in, they redesigned their lobbies to act as co-working spaces with super-fast internet speeds. “Lock in the price now — 50 EUR / GBP / USD per night, it won’t be available forever as global travel returns,” their website says.
Then there’s the MintHouse hotel chain, which will soon roll out a subscription-stay service that, for a lump sign-up fee, will give guests a guaranteed nightly rate on stays. The chain reports that guests now average a 29 night stay, up from a three-night stay in March.
While everyone should FOLLOW THE GODDAMN STAY AT HOME RULES, and prioritize health over travel or a luxury ender, this could be a good idea for those who HAVE to travel (essential workers, supply chain CEOs, and so on).
