Cake Porn — Literally
There comes a time in every person’s life when they need a good X-rated cake. Maybe your best friend’s bachelorette party could use some spicing up....
SomaA collection of 35 posts
Take Your Pick
I’m no brand loyalist, but at least half of my wardrobe has come from the same store....
Best Places to Get Zha Jiang Mian
Oysters are delicious, but a real part of their appeal comes from the rigmarole of consuming one: shucking, dressing, slurping....
Stroke of Genius
My head and hand are clogged in their connection. I’m not sure where the kink in the chain occurs, but when my noggin sends what I imagine to be a very straightforward signal to my hand, I never fail to be disappointed by what my hand produces....
Perfect City Cruising with Public Bikes
I recently stopped by Public Bikes’ South Park headquarters to check out their office/store and was impressed with the beautifully designed, European-inspired urban bicycles and biking gear....
Show Boys
I don’t get strip clubs. I’ve been to a few in my time and I usually come out of them depressed....
Foreign Cinema
I’m waiting for a glimpse of it, folded into a rickety seat at Artists’ Television Access (ATA), the city’s pint-size underground film and video venue on a particularly hopping block of Valencia Street — ready for SF Cinematheque’s “Women of the West:’70s Bay Area Experimentalists” shorts program....
Neighborhood Watch
24 hours on Sixth and Market...
Hot and Heavy
Being a fationista is no easy task, especially when you fall in this weird in-between of being able to squeeze into “normal” clothing and rocking plus sizes....
The Cutting Edge
It used to be that you could go to a barber, get a haircut, shave, and a tooth pulled....
Grizzly Man
I’d always wondered what it would be like to run my fingers down a hairy chest to a big, furry belly, and then back up and around to wide angel wing-shaped bristly traps and down a bushy lower back....