The World-Record Largest Corn Maze Is Still Easier to Navigate Than Most of San Francisco
In Dixon, California, a field of corn covering more than 60 acres attracts an army of autumnal visitors. Their intention?...
Jeremy LessnauAuthor of 8 Articles
Twelve Ways to Really Stick It to Your Dentist
The patient bites back If you are anything like me, then you are an adult with severe distrust and general...
Surviving the Santa Rosa Fires without the Internet
How to process disaster in the age of information...
How to Have Coitus at Coit Tower
Part III of our Sex in Weird Places series...
Better Names for Bay Area Sports Teams
Our geographic region isn’t known for its medieval Giants or Spartan warriors — here are more culturally apt names for our sportsmen....
It’s Time We Set Aside Our Differences and Transformed Lombard Street into the World’s Curviest Slip ’N’ Slide
Historically, when the going gets tough, civilizations have pulled together to accomplish incredible feats....
How to Have Sex at the San Francisco Zoo
Once you claim your territory, remember the importance of the warm-up. The eagle doesn’t fly without first fluffing its feathers, nor does a lion embark on the hunt without sharpening its claws....
How to Have Sex on a Duck Boat Tour
Though the SF division of Ride the Ducks International has closed, we think you’ll find this guide works just...