I Am Terrified of Pigeons
I’ve read 1984 more times than I can count, so I know better than to share this, but here goes nothing…...
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The Bare Essentials of San Francisco (NSFW)
Wherever you’ve lived, you’ve probably always owned a light jacket....
Don’t Let Your Landlord Screw You Over
For two years, I lived in a luxury condo in the Oakland Hills rent-free. The law, my former landlady, and all my neighbors saw me as a squatter, but I don’t see it that way; and after I tell you how it went down, neither will you....
I Lied about Having Cancer
When I graduated from college in western New York, I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up....
Want a Tighter Butt? Yeah You Do
Everyone wants a tighter butt. Here is where in San Francisco to go about getting one....
SF Comes Clean With Anonymous Confessions
I was curious what this fine city’s inhabitants might be hiding, so I asked people to fill out an anonymous form with instructions to come clean about whatever they felt compelled to confess....
Insane Photos from the Very Top of the Golden Gate Bridge
Editor’s note: So, we had these incredible photos submitted anonymously from the top of the Golden Gate Bridge....
I Removed the Boot from My Car
Parking meters? Sure. Speeding tickets? Delighted. A $100 fine for parking on the curb the wrong way? Go fuck yourself....
This is How You Do Treasure Island Music Fest
For one weekend of the year, hipsters, Burners, and pre-adolescent ravers from around the Bay congregate on the artificial island between San Francisco and Oakland for Treasure Island Music Festival, a destination removed enough from the mainland to give the scene a magic quality....
This Is Why I Jerk Off at the Gym (NSFW)
It’s a Tuesday. I’m finishing my workout at my neighborhood gym....
Map Porn: SF With No Buildings or People
Here at The Bold Italic, we freaking love posters. That’s why when we saw San Francisco Contours, we had to give props....
What’s up With All These Tigers on Tinder?
By Isla Bell Murray....