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Cake Porn — Literally — The Bold Italic — San Francisco

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There comes a time in every person’s life when they need a good X-rated cake. Maybe your best friend’s bachelorette party could use some spicing up. Or you want to completely and totally embarrass a pal at their birthday bash.

Whatever the case, The Cake Gallery in SOMA will be able to help you out with all of your dirty cake needs. They create so many, that they even have subcategories.

3D

Butt

Porn

Missionarya

Gay

Gay

Click through to their website to see the less tame versions. Not every cake they make is sexually explicit. Here are some other confections they created that are pretty awesome.

Obama
Shoes
Unicorn

These guys will practically put anything on a cake. One guy (a former radiological data analyst at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard) even had them put his resignation letter on a sheet cake for a sweet goodbye.

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Resignation2

The Cake Gallery is so cool they even used to give out free cake to the homeless. Unfortunately, people started to pretend to be homeless to get the cake, which prompted them to post this sign.

Homeless

Darn faux homeless ruined it for everybody.

Photo credits: Yelp, newslite

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Last Update: September 06, 2022

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