Ever been in the mood to anonymously wreck someone’s life — or just their party? Well, today’s your lucky day. You can now hire the Professional Party Crashers to ruin someone’s good time.
As first reported by Uptown Almanac, Tim and Steve, the duo behind Professional Party Crashers, will crash someone’s party and capture it all on camera. No violence is allowed, just “general douchebaggery” that creates “a drunken disturbance at bar mitzvahs, weddings, baptisms, court hearings, and casual get-togethers (especially birthdays).” The full flier image is below.
As you can imagine, no one starts such a business out of boredom, and neither did Tim and Steve. “We are doing this out of sheer passion,” Steve told me. “Well, also for the financial incentive.”
Asked what inspired the business, Steve said, “Our own experiences as well as those of friends who have either witnessed a good party ruined by others’ actions, or have wished that fate could befall someone else.” Although they’re the ones offering a service, they’ve received resumes from people eager to volunteer their time to crash strangers’ parties. Sadly, they aren’t hiring — yet.
While the rate is negotiable, “prices also vary depending on the success of the operation and the satisfaction of the client.” It really boils down to just how terrible you want Tim and Steve to act at a party. Examples include: “Attend the party with a large number of Jehovah’s witnesses in an attempt to convert everyone there,” or “pretend to be the illegitimate child of an older party host.” There are no limits to party crashing, so your imagination is free to roam.
The professional party crashers aren’t too worried about how their business will fare in San Francisco. “We see great opportunity in this gorgeous city where cutthroat competition has become the norm in everything from housing to employment,” Steve said. These upstart disrupters really know how to get under people’s skin and hope to be the “instruments through which others’ joy is crushed out of spite.”
[via Uptown Almanac; top photo courtesy of Thinkstock]
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