By Jessica Saia • photos by Tom Kubik
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right. It’s classic! And if Patrick Swayze taught us anything, it’s that the way to a woman’s heart is to do that from-behind-head-to-toe-grind thing, even if it means never finishing a mug. (Vase? Plate? Who even knows what she was making– barely anything before a manly ghost came along to help.)
Like I always say, nothing pairs better with condescending “lessons” than a hearty serving of full-body touching. But guys, don’t restrict yourself to just billiards and pottery; every day is filled with opportunities to firmly press your boner into someone else’s butt cheek! To illustrate just how welcomed and sensuous the experience can be for a woman, look at all these wonderful examples of physical mansplaining in daily life. Note her face! That is the face of aroused gratitude and definitely not the face of someone who is irritated to the verge of physical violence.
Practicing Yoga
Driving a Car
Using the Computer
Those confusing Slide-y Workout Things
Proper Flossing
Using a Urinal
Styled by Heather Sanksy. Modeled by Kate Conneely and Chase Martinez.
