Don’t Let Your Landlord Screw You Over
For two years, I lived in a luxury condo in the Oakland Hills rent-free. The law, my former landlady, and...
Ikea Furniture or Death Metal Band?
By Sarah Han Quick! Is Vittsjö a shelving unit carried by IKEA or a Swedish death metal band? If you...
I Lied about Having Cancer
By Anonymous When I graduated from college in western New York, I had no idea what I wanted to be...
How Weird Is It to Live on Treasure Island?
By Jessica Saia For the Treasure Island Music Festival, happening this weekend, 16,000 people will make the tiny half-bridge...
Dog Spotted Riding Motorcycle, Wearing Helmet: A Detailed Report
By Jessica Saia It was 2:35 in the afternoon on October 15th when San Francisco resident, Colin Caufield, had...
Want a Tighter Butt? Yeah You Do
By Taylor Reid You want a tight butt? Yeah, we all do. Lucky for us, we live in the land...
SF Comes Clean With Anonymous Confessions
I was curious what this fine city’s inhabitants might be hiding, so I asked people to fill out an anonymous form with instructions to come clean about whatever they felt compelled to confess. The results...
Insane Photos from the Very Top of the Golden Gate Bridge
By Melissa Small Editor’s note: So, we had these incredible photos submitted anonymously from the top of the Golden...
Who Needs Sex When You Have Cuddle Cafes?
By Jennifer Maerz There’s so much pressure in this country to be in a relationship — from terrible rom coms,...
I Removed the Boot from My Car
Parking meters? Sure. Speeding tickets? Delighted. A $50 fine for running out of quarters while returning a video? Go fuck...
How Apt is the Oakland-Brooklyn Comparison Anyway?
By Peter Lawrence Kane Smaller, younger, poorer, more diverse, more industrial, less dense, more polluted, less tourist-clogged, cheaper, realer, victimized...
This is How You Do Treasure Island Music Fest
By Jules Suzdaltsev For one weekend of the year, hipsters, Burners, and pre-adolescent ravers from around the Bay congregate on...