Dog Spotted Riding Motorcycle, Wearing Helmet: A Detailed Report
By Jessica Saia It was 2:35 in the afternoon on October 15th when San Francisco resident, Colin Caufield, had...
Want a Tighter Butt? Yeah You Do
By Taylor Reid You want a tight butt? Yeah, we all do. Lucky for us, we live in the land...
SF Comes Clean With Anonymous Confessions
I was curious what this fine city’s inhabitants might be hiding, so I asked people to fill out an anonymous form with instructions to come clean about whatever they felt compelled to confess. The results...
Insane Photos from the Very Top of the Golden Gate Bridge
By Melissa Small Editor’s note: So, we had these incredible photos submitted anonymously from the top of the Golden...
Who Needs Sex When You Have Cuddle Cafes?
By Jennifer Maerz There’s so much pressure in this country to be in a relationship — from terrible rom coms,...
I Removed the Boot from My Car
Parking meters? Sure. Speeding tickets? Delighted. A $100 fine for parking on the curb the wrong way? Go fuck yourself....
How Apt is the Oakland-Brooklyn Comparison Anyway?
By Peter Lawrence Kane Smaller, younger, poorer, more diverse, more industrial, less dense, more polluted, less tourist-clogged, cheaper, realer,...
This is How You Do Treasure Island Music Fest
By Jules Suzdaltsev For one weekend of the year, hipsters, Burners, and pre-adolescent ravers from around the Bay congregate...
This Is Why I Jerk Off at the Gym (NSFW)
It’s a Tuesday. I’m finishing my workout at my neighborhood gym. I walk into the locker room, throw...
A Week of Scandalous Anonymous Stories
By Sarah Han We’ve heard some crazy personal stories. The kind that make us laugh our asses off, our...
Map Porn: SF With No Buildings or People
Here at The Bold Italic, we freaking love posters. That’s why when we saw San Francisco Contours, we had...
What’s up With All These Tigers on Tinder?
By Isla Bell Murray...