Here’s a collection of cheesy pick up lines I made because my job is fun. Please use them this weekend and think of me while you’re wooing lovely people with above average senses of humor. If nothing else, they can help you break the ice. Get to charming, San Francisco.
I’m no Lyft driver, but I’ll still pick you up.
Do you drive a car? Because I bike and I could see us getting really close.
Are you a treehouse Airbnb? ’Cause I’d like to stay inside you tonight.
Do you work at Tartine? Because I’d wait in line for your buns.
Are you a developer? Because I don’t understand how you’re making me feel.
Consider me a reusable bag because you’ll totally regret forgetting me.
Are you the 38L? Because I’m trying to ride you for a silly long amount of time.
You’re just like BART during rush hour because girl you are TOO HOT.
You must be my phone because I never want to take my eyes off of you.
Do you come with guac and sour cream? Because you are special.
Are you green juice? Because I want you and I don’t know why.
You might as well be a light jacket because I want to take you everywhere.
Do you work in housing development? Because you have displaced my heart.
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