Tired of having to scroll through frivolous photos of friends at bar mitzvahs and graduations to get to the bikini pics you’re really looking for? Pikinis is a new app that will automatically find photos of your Facebook friends in bikini or monokinis or whatever other silly beach wear they’re tempting their nip slip fate with. Pikinis is basically a reminder that people in stock photos are usually hotter than all your friends.
The app also lets you meet new people whose bikini pics strike your fancy, but who probably don’t want to talk to you. ’Cause being shallow should be as easy as possible, right? The app isn’t available to everyone yet, but you can sign up to be a creep, I mean, beta tester now.
Jezebel says the app is currently being tested by frat boys across the country. The Bold Italic says, no shit. The app’s managing director, Ted Kramer says Pikinis is for both men and women, but the fact that men don’t traditionally wear bikinis, makes me a bit skeptical. I think women will use the app, but most likely only to partake in girl-on-girl crime and other judgy activities. Everybody needs hobbies.
BroBible also quoted Kramer as saying, “Pikinis is a fun and safe place for guys and gals to interact around their shared love of summer.” But I’m calling bullshit, unless Summer is a lady with big knockers.
In other news about tech and boobs, this guy invented a boobtracker. Thank you, Gizmodo.
