A Week of Scandalous Anonymous Stories
We’ve heard some crazy personal stories. The kind that make us laugh our asses off, our jaws drop down to the floor, or our heads shake with amazement....
HumorA collection of 264 posts
What Would You Do to Keep Your Apartment?
It’s called the Golden Handcuff Syndrome. At least, this is what an anonymous commenter on Craigslist told me about the paradox many SFers find themselves in: violating their leases to keep an apartment....
Guys with Fancy Lady Hair
Some changes are big and life altering, and others are temporary and afternoon altering and reveal the sweet juxtaposition of a perfect chignon against the unkempt neck hair of a dude....
Sac vs SF? Sure, Let’s Do This
Sacramento has its charms, and we will happily grant them. A point-by-point case for why San Francisco still wins....
San Francisco Has an Evil Twin
It can be trippy to try to remember what San Francisco first looked like through your wide, virgin eyes....
A Four Year Old Reviews Mission Chinese Food (with his face)
Mission Chinese Food is one of the most renowned and reviewed restaurants in San Francisco....
7 Signs You’re Not a Good Wingman
Everyone thinks he’s a good wingman. I understand why –you want to think of yourself as suave and helpful....
I have gayby fever
Gayby: a baby hailing from gay parentage; a phenomenon becoming more commonplace every day. I was diagnosed when multiple people observed I couldn’t pass a pram or a playground or anywhere babies congregate without getting pangs in some phantom uterus I had suddenly developed....
Eight Ways to Deal with Your Neighbors’ Loud Sex
Is your apartment “historically charming” — as in it’s too old to have proper soundproofing? Is your residential building incredibly close to the ones next to it? The answer to both questions is yes because you live in San Francisco....
Seattle to San Francisco
Written and Illustrated by Brian Standeford....
Moving to San Francisco, Part 2
All the neighborhoods we missed in our earlier roundup....
All the Reasons Why People Get Kicked Out of Zeitgeist
If you live in San Francisco, chances are you know someone — or at least you know someone who knows someone — who has been thrown out of Zeitgeist....