Oh God, Your Parents Are Coming to Visit You in San Francisco!
A few weeks ago, my parents drove from Minnesota to San Francisco for a visit. That’s correct — they drove....
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The 10 People You’ll Meet at Pride
The rainbow flag of Pride waves over a diverse, complicated, label-defying, unclassifiable spectrum of peoples, proclivities, orientations, gender identities, colors, zoological physiognomies, positions and preferences....
The Do’s and Don’ts of Riding BART
Or, the art of taking BART....
“Mansplaining” Taken to Ridiculous Extremes
It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, they go to a bar, one suggests a game of pool, and the guy does that awesome “wrap around from behind” move to sexy-explain how to hold the stick right....
Actual Food Porn
Have you seen a porno before? Are you confused?...
The 6 Types of Coachella Haters
Coachella is this weekend, folks, which means you’re either gathering up your crop tops and neon fanny packs in preparation or you’re hating on all your friends who can’t stop status updating their excitement....
The Tragedies of (Literally) Living in a Closet
Sorry, maybe I should’ve phrased that better; I’m not gay, it’s just that ironically, living near the Castro has forced me into a 35-square-foot closet....
Nine Things I Hate about Tinder
I just went on my seventh Tinder date in six weeks last night. This afternoon, as the dude texted me, I realized that I’m over it....
Queer Dance Party Requests White Allies Stay Off the Dance Floor
Sail away, sail away, sail away, sang Oakland queer party Ships In The Night to all the white queers and straight allies....
I Am Terrified of Pigeons
I’ve read 1984 more times than I can count, so I know better than to share this, but here goes nothing…...
SF Comes Clean With Anonymous Confessions
I was curious what this fine city’s inhabitants might be hiding, so I asked people to fill out an anonymous form with instructions to come clean about whatever they felt compelled to confess....
This Is Why I Jerk Off at the Gym (NSFW)
It’s a Tuesday. I’m finishing my workout at my neighborhood gym....