Beer Bellies Break the Internet
Given that the entire country went crazy over Kim Kardashian’s posterior breaking the Internet, it seems only natural that any media outlet worth its salt would be on the hunt for the next hot trend....
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San Francisco Inspired Halloween Costume Ideas
Awesomely, Halloween is on a Friday this year, so you can strut your handiwork everywhere, from your morning commute to a late-night house party....
Why I Changed My Name to Poopy Lickles
One night during the summer of 1990, my friend and I were on our way to a house party....
The Year I Went Without Sex
Being single means having unattached sex with multiple partners whenever available, right? To varying degrees, yes, it does, but for me it meant being celibate — for an entire year....
The Phenomenon of Brunch, in Graphs
The queue, the bottomless mimosas, the two-hour wait for eggs. Brunch, plotted....
A Four-Year-Old Reviews the French Laundry
She is the youngest person to eat a full tasting menu....
How to Survive Living with Your Burner Roommate
As many of us know, the fervor with which Burners talk about the festival rivals any religious fanaticism out there....
Bring Your Hipster Cat to Dolores Park on Sat
Has your cat been feeling lonely recently? Did kitty recently suffer something not unlike a bad breakup?...
An Open Rant Against Birthday Dinners
As a kid, you probably thought birthday parties were awesome. Too bad we all had to grow up because somehow, the default plan became the dreaded birthday dinner....
Infographic: What Dating on Tinder Is Really Like
The swiping, the openers, the conversations that die on arrival. Tinder, charted....
Nine Truths about Transbay Romancing
It’s hard enough to be in a cross-city relationship (Inner Sunset — sorry, guys — is a long haul from SOMA), but throw in the San Francisco Bay, and suddenly the difficulty of your dating life is taken to a whole new level....
Men Can Bone Their iPads with New Sex Toy
Until fairly recently, video chat sex has mainly been an exhibitionist game. Recent advancements in sex toy technology, however, are making it so that you can not only see your sex partner getting down and dirty but can also feel them....