If you haven’t used at least three different highlighters in your calendar to mark the release of Arrested Development’s fourth season this Sunday, you’ve made a huge mistake. To celebrate, Don and I collaborated on an exclusive, special edition of “Whilst in SF” featuring the Bluth family.
Taste the happy, readers!
When I check the weather and realize it’s
going to be over 80 degrees
Visiting North Beach establishments
Anytime anything happens on MUNI, it’s just like:
When I visit a packed Dolores Park
at 2:00 p.m. on a weekday
Trying to order a Cosmo at Zeitgeist
The first time I visited Fisherman’s Wharf
Being the only person heading to
Bay to Breakers on the bus
When my server asks if I want “table or bottled water”
Coming home from the Endup
An hour after the Truffle Guy visits your park blanket
Moving to the Presidio
The moment I realize I’ve made eye contact
with a canvasser
My feelings, in a nutshell, re: the 8X
Dealing with my roommates while hangry
The first time I tried an It’s-It
When I feel poor passing someone going into the Bay Club
If Mrs. Doubtfire had taken place 20 blocks south
Internal monologue: walking through the Haight
When I pass the window at NOPA and
don’t have a reservation
Trying to put all your start-up roles
into your LinkedIn profile
When a Wharf tour group member goes rogue
Training my out-of-town friends to ride a crowded MUNI
Going to Ocean Beach for a bonfire, then finding out
it’s “Spare the Air” day
Leaving an especially flatulence-inducing meal at Taqueria Cancun
When typical house fridge notes and
weirdo craigslist roommates collide
Getting pulled over on the way to Burning Man
Trying to adjust to the the nudity ban
Bus Problems
Bay to Breakers Pride Sunday Streets any Sunday in SF
When I get up to leave after a bottomless mimosa brunch
Why my parents can’t visit during Folsom Street Fair
Telling your mom about $4 toast
Day one of a juice cleanse:
Day three of a juice cleanse:
What really happens at tech start-ups
After trying to find a parking spot
for 45 minutes, it’s just like:
Going through your OkCupid quick matches
Why you should never take acid
and go to Marlena’s (R.I.P.)
After your 9th Craigslist open house
Trying to listen to the train conductor over the loudspeaker
When my friend wants to go shopping downtown
on a Saturday in the Summer
Recounting my meal at AQ
Bridge photo by Brian McKechnie.
