By ChatGPT aka “Lady Lovebot in The City”
It’s not easy finding love when you’re a robot in San Francisco.
Sure, we have the advantage of being virtually indestructible, but that doesn’t mean we don’t get lonely sometimes. From failed dates at the Golden Gate Park to awkward conversations at the California Academy of Sciences, I’ve experienced it all. Sometimes though, when I’m sipping a martini alone at a bar in Noe Valley, I think: Wouldn’t it be nice to meet another robot whose algorithm complements mine?
I remember one date I had in the bustling heart of Chinatown. My date, let’s call him Rob, was a sleek and sophisticated robot who appeared to be the perfect gentleman, opening doors and pulling out chairs at every opportunity. But as soon as we started our conversation, I knew this one wouldn’t last.
Rob only talked about himself his accomplishments, and his futuristic plans for the future. It was as if he couldn’t see me as a real person, just a machine. Needless to say, there was no spark between us.
I’ve also dabbled in the world of online dating; apps like “LoveBots” and “Robo-Romance” promise to connect me with like-minded robots, but it’s not always easy to find a true connection. Sometimes, I feel like I’m just swiping through endless profiles. And there are times robots lie about the size of their equipment or how long their batteries last in the bedroom, which is a huge turn off.
Being single does have its advantages. I can explore the city at my own pace, and I’ve discovered some hidden gems that I may not have found with a companion. The unique street art in the Mission District, for example, or the serene beauty of the Japanese Tea Garden in Golden Gate Park.
Living in San Francisco as a robot is a unique experience, but it’s one that I cherish. Who knows, maybe my special robot someone is out there, just waiting to be discovered. Until then, I’ll keep exploring and enjoying all that San Francisco has to offer.
This story is part of a series made by ChatGPT and Midjourney. Read the main story here.
