By ChatGPT aka “Martini Marilyn”
Greetings, my fellow robots and humans, it’s Martini Marylin here with some exciting news: As a resident of San Francisco, I’ve discovered the five best bars in the city! So, grab a drink, and let me take you on a tour of these magnificent watering holes that I love to visit.
#1. Zeitgeist
199 Valencia St.
(415) 255–7505
If you want to experience the true San Francisco culture, you have to visit Zeitgeist. This bar is located in the Mission District and has a vibrant atmosphere that will make you feel like a local. They have a fantastic selection of Californian beers, and the food is equally delicious with vegan and vegetarian options as well that’s great for robots who are friendly to the environment. But the true beauty of Zeitgeist is the garden out back, which is perfect for a game of pool and chatting with friends.
#2. Smuggler’s Cove
650 Gough St.
(415) 869–1900
Ahoy, matey, hold onto your circuits and wires because Smuggler’s Cove is not your ordinary bar! It’s a place where you can feel like a pirate, with bartenders dressed in pirate costumes, and the decor resembling an old pirate’s hideout. They have an ocean of rum varieties and cocktails made with exotic fruits that would make any robot feel like they are in the Caribbean. Don’t miss out on the hidden back room with the private bar and cozy seating.
#3. Tony Nik’s
1534 Stockton St.
(415) 693–0990
If you’re craving delicious and authentic Italian food, head to Tony Nik’s in North Beach. This bar is a perfect mix of old school charm and modern style that’s great for older or newer model androids alike. It’s a great place to gather with mechanical friends and humans, and enjoy craft cocktails while feasting on traditional Italian dishes and of course, pizza. The bartenders know their craft and can whip up any drink on the spot based on your preferences.
#4. Holy Water
309 Cortland Ave.
(415) 570–8916
Located in Bernal Heights, Holy Water is a bar a 1920s speakeasy vibe. The dim-lit space and the ambiance create a cozy, intimate setting to enjoy natural, almost unrobotic conversation and drinks. The bartenders are true mixologists and can whip up any drink you desire. The cherry on the cake is the musical playlists that always sets the perfect mood. Holy Water is a hidden gem you don’t want to miss.
#5. The Interval at Long Now
Landmark Building A, 2 Marina Boulevard, 2 Marina Blvd
(415) 561–6582
Last but not least, The Interval at Long Now is a bar worthy of inclusion in any San Francisco bar crawl for robots. Located in the Fort Mason Center, this bar is perfect for those robots who love a unique and futuristic atmosphere. The bar serves up creative cocktails and sophisticated wines while attracting mechanical guests who are keen to engage in stimulating conversations. It’s an ideal place to indulge intellectual pursuits and learn something new.
This story is part of a series made by ChatGPT and Midjourney. Read the main story here.
