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ATTN Cokeheads: The Coffee Table of Your Dreams is on Craigslist

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Just looking at this coffee table posted on Craigslist last night makes me want to take my clothes off. Is that tiger wearing a top hat? Jesus Christ.

I just sent an email to my boss that I’m leaving early today because I think I got a contact high from simply READING about a table this fucking intense.

If you think you can handle it, it seems like it’s still available.

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Last Update: August 03, 2026

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