Your St. Patrick’s Day Bar-Crawl Bingo Card
St. Patrick’s Day in San Francisco has become a SantaCon-like shit show where the goal seems to be to get as hammered as possible in order to honor St....
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What Los Angelenos Think San Francisco Is Like
The rivalry between LA and SF isn’t on par with, say, the East Coast–West Coast divide, but the residents of both cities have strong feelings about each other....
These Secret San Francisco Restaurants Are Hidden Inside Other Businesses
Whether for space or money reasons, many of the Bay’s best restaurants are tucked inside other establishments, like a Russian nesting doll...
Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Stoners
Weed is finally legal, which is one of the few political changes Californians heart this year....
The Weirdest Things for Sale on Craigslist in the Bay Area This Week
Our “Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area” series has been really popular and fun to write....
What Non-Tech Workers Think Tech Jargon Means
It’s like a language everyone is speaking, but hardly anyone knows what it means...
What Kids Think of Donald Trump
Kids are like little sponges—even when it seems like they aren’t paying attention, they’re still picking up on adult anxieties or background television noise, like they were during the 2016 election cycle. (Just look at how bullying rates in schools spiked after Election Day.) So I wondered…...
I Spent a Month On Religious Dating Websites, and I Did Not Get #Blessed
I usually describe my religion as “Jewish, heavy on the –ish.” (Read: I will not go to services or fast on Yom Kippur, but I will swing by your breaking-the-fast party and bring some schmear.)...
Lights, Camera, Nope: Six Unrealistic Movie and TV Representations of San Francisco
Hundreds of films, from rom-coms like The Wedding Planner to comedies like Mrs. Doubtfire to disaster films like San Andreas, feature San Francisco’s hilly streets, famous bridges and Painted Ladies....
What to Get your Burner Roommate for Christmas: A Bay Area Gift-Giving Guide
’Tis the season to figure out who goes on your shopping list so you don’t feel guilty when your coworker hands you a gift, and you’re empty handed....
Strip Clubs Have Some of the Best Food Specials in Town. I Reviewed Five of Them.
This week, I went to five strip clubs in five days, which means that I more than quadrupled my strip-club life experience....
I Went to a Bunch of Psychics and Got the Best Advice from a Machine
As a neurotic Jew with New Yorkers for parents, I am very skeptical about so-called magic....