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CAPTCHAs to Prove You Live in San Francisco

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Irving Ruan

Rearrange the following letters into the correct word: o m k b u h c a.

True or false: the yoga mat is the new status symbol.

One a scale of 1 to Douchebag, how would you rate the Marina district?

True or false: most San Franciscans are happily married to self-optimization.

What local statute asserts that throwing compost into the trash is punishable by death?

True or false: once your friends move to Oakland, you will never see them ever again.

On a scale of 1 to 3 weeks, how long does it take for the average start-up to die?

True or false: blockchains are edible.

Which of the following words doesn’t belong—TechCrunch, Hacker News, Technological Masturbation?

In what year was the Church of Apple founded?

True or false: most San Franciscans don’t drink their coffee unless it’s sourced from a farm that grows self-righteousness.

On a scale of 1 to Holier-Than-Thou, how would you rate the Mission district?

Which of the following words doesn’t belong—CrossFit, SoulCycle, Seriously What Are You Trying to Prove?

True or false: you’re thinking about moving to LA.


Last Update: February 16, 2019

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