
Tensions flared in the typography fandom when Saturday Night Live featured a sketch mocking the Papyrus typeface; in particular, its appearance in the title for James Cameron’s Avatar.
As a typography enthusiast, I must object to this round dismissal of Papyrus.ttf. Every typeface has its time and its place — even Papyrus. Even Wingdings. Yes, even Comic Sans. Sure, that time and place might be on the signage for a preschool in a suburban Wisconsin strip mall. But though coastal elites deny it, that is, indeed, a real place.
Hence, I’ve assembled a quick guide to much-loathed fonts accompanied by details as to what kinds of establishments may use them without being mocked. Break these rules at your own peril.
Amatic SC

Lobster

Fredericka the Great

Hobo

Pacifico

Rosewood Std Regular

Orbitron

Blurfont

Helvetica Neue

Quantico

Allstar Regular

Satisfy

American Typewriter

Times New Roman

Comic Sans

[Update! Apparently I missed some of the most-despised fonts, so you can read the thrilling follow-up by clicking here].
