San Francisco isn’t the only place that gets judged harshly on Yelp. After unearthing the saltiest reviews of our foggy city, I decided that the city of angels deserved to be mined as well.
Things I’ve learned: Angelenos and visitors have a habit of conflating museum experiences with the quality of the on-site restaurants. There is traffic in every corner, and inadequate parking puts a universal damper on otherwise pleasant experiences; for that reason, I left parking-related negative reviews out of this collection. Everything is a “venue.” And celebrities aren’t literally everywhere. Enjoy.
TCL Chinese Theatre
Ugh, screw you Jessica for doing your job.
LACMA
These reviews are written by the same person.
If you do not like modern art, perhaps you should not go to a modern art museum.
The Getty
I always rate my museum experiences by the quality of their cafes.
Hollywood Bowl
DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!
Griffith Observatory
The irony. I have no words for the degree of rudeness and prejudice this Yelper displayed.
Hollywood Walk of Fame
I really hate it when celebrities don’t appear on-demand. Isn’t there an app for that?
Santa Monica Pier
LA’s version of Fisherman’s Wharf, apparently, does not compare. We would suggest avoiding both.
Walt Disney Concert Hall
“Walt Dismay Concert Hall.”
Hollywood Forever Cemetery
Because, in L.A., cemeteries are also concert venues.
Muscle Beach
A photo is worth a thousand words. As is a Yelp review.
Hollywood Sign
388 check-ins? If you hate it so much, why do you go there so often?
