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Someone Threw Out Their Mannequin Legs in Cole Valley

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Keith A. Spencer

Today in the Most San Francisco Things to Have Ever San Francisco’d, someone in Cole Valley threw out an old mannequin — lower body only — on the corner of Cole and Carl. In the name of Christian decency, the owner was kind enough to wrap the naughty bits in black tape, creating a makeshift pair of shorts.

You know what they say: some people leave their heart in San Francisco; others, their legs.

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Last Update: March 26, 2026

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