White-Elephant Gift Ideas for Liberals
Are you stressing over what to bring to yet another awkward holiday party gift exchange?...
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The Worst Star Wars Fan Fiction in the Universe
Get psyched for “Rogue One” by reminding yourself how fucking bizarre Star Wars fandom can be....
What Goes through Your Mind the Week of Thanksgiving?
Sunday. While watching Obama pardon a turkey, you suddenly realize you don’t even have your Thanksgiving plane tickets....
The Going-Home-for-Thanksgiving Bingo Card
If you get five in a row, you probably grew up in a red state....
My Body Hates My IUD — But It Was Still Worth It
The doctor points to a tray full of dangerous-looking objects. They’re all really long and narrow and make it seem more like she’s trying to serve me as a shawarma than install a prophylactic....
Christmas Is Canceled
Look, I’m just gonna be ho-ho-honest with you: Christmas is canceled this year....
The Bold Italic Welcomes the Russians!
My name Dmitri. I new commissar-in-chief of Bold Italic, now subsidiary of Russian State Media Enterprises....
Thanks to “Mythbusters” and Sh*tty Electric Vehicles, the SF Polo Field Is Finally Reaching Its Full Potential
If you peeked your head in at the Polo Field in Golden Gate Park on October 20, you would’ve seen a few familiar faces on ridiculous vehicles....
Our Intentional Community is Looking for Members!
We love all people who share our values, and gladly accept any who can prove themselves against our arbitrary yet unforgiving standards....
San Francisco–Themed Halloween Costume Ideas
If you’re trying to figure out a non-cliché Halloween costume — meaning Harley Quinn is out — let San Francisco be your guide....
DTF and My Sex Life Sucks: What I Learned from Attending a Sex Positivity Workshop
I know I’m not the only one who has felt repressed by “normal”....
The Worst Airbnb Listings in the Bay Area
Have you ever been looking for a place to stay for an upcoming trip and seen some Airbnb options that look, well, odd?...