How to Pass a Drug Test
For a time I dated a guy who liked to spend his weekends filling up Instagram with city photos of...
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The Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area
July 2016 Edition...
The Most Pun-Filled Business Names in San Francisco
I might be the punniest person I know. Wordplay is my foreplay. If I ever date another writer we’ll...
The Real Difference Between San Francisco and Oakland
I knew I’d become a city person the day I stepped around someone lying prostrate on the sidewalk and...
Fifteen Things That San Franciscans Have in Common
Yes, we’re all different, but certain trends stick...
I Met God at the Berkeley Post Office
9:15 AM, May 2, Downtown Berkeley Post Office I was in line to buy a stamped envelope. The first...
An Encounter with My Comic Book Hero
Written and illustrated by Kelly O’Grady I couldn’t fucking believe it. My favorite cartoonist, Ron Crowes, was going...
A Spinster’s Guide to Where People Tell Me to Meet the Love of My Life
Are you ready to fall in love? Well, that’s great, but I can’t help you. And — I hate...
Dildo or Date? A Cost-Benefit Analysis
What’s more satisfying—getting pleasure from yourself or others?...
Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area
June 2016 Edition...
All the Places Where I’ve Made a Fool of Myself in San Francisco
Failure builds character. I believe that making a fool of oneself at least once a week is part of growing...
Ten People, Animals, and Inanimate Objects Who Would Make Better Police Chiefs than Greg Suhr
Last week, disgraced San Francisco police chief Greg Suhr resigned, perhaps sensing that his scandal-plagued administration had finally capsized. Highlights...