All the Places Where I’ve Made a Fool of Myself in San Francisco
Failure builds character. I believe that making a fool of oneself at least once a week is part of growing as a human being....
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Ten People, Animals, and Inanimate Objects Who Would Make Better Police Chiefs than Greg Suhr
Last week, disgraced San Francisco police chief Greg Suhr resigned, perhaps sensing that his scandal-plagued administration had finally capsized....
The Coolest Dude in the World Lives in Portland
Recently, I took a vacation to Portland, Oregon. Portland is Miami for hipsters....
The Ultimate Mixtape to Get your Neighbors to Stop Having Sex
It’s a universal truth that people who live in cities know that walls are thin and that other people surround them....
Weirdest Job Openings in the Bay Area
May 2016 Edition....
I Went to a Bunch of Psychics and Got the Best Advice from a Machine
As a neurotic Jew with New Yorkers for parents, I am very skeptical about so-called magic....
I Hate the Beatles: A Guide to Unpopular Opinions
I’m just going to come out and say it: I hate the Beatles. What can I say?...
This Is How San Francisco Celebrates 4/20
How stoned is San Francisco? Well, for one, we have more cannabis dispensaries than McDonald’s....
How I Started Working in Porn (Accidentally)
It’s not every day that you accidentally find yourself in a porn studio. OK, so I hadn’t taken a wrong turn while looking for a parking meter and wound up on the set of Debbie Does Dallas....
The Nine Frattiest Bars in San Francisco
Where the gym-shorts crowd drinks nowadays. Our guide to the Marina's frattiest bars....
Eleven Niche Dating Apps
Silicon Valley has its fingers in a lot of pies — and I’m not just talking about the kind you bake....
Area Surrounding Levi’s Stadium to be Renamed San Francisco
Super Bowl 50 — or Super Bowl L, for more orthodox fans — is less than two weeks away....